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2 and 7. Free gravel? Sign me up that shit's expensive. And I think another way to interpret 7 is that you can instantly tell whether any closed container is empty or not, since you can only see into empty containers.

2 and 7 feels OP compared to any other combo by a mile. Definitely getting nerfed in the next patch.

For some reason my mind skipped straight past 2 so I never considered it. I was going to go 5 and 7. 7 for the same reasoning as your own, and I could probably use 5 as some sort of weird toaster-only magic show to make money. 2 Is definitely the far superior moneymaker here, but I'd probably go with 5 anyway because it'd be more fun to have as an ability.

Depending on the exact rules, you could probably control anything you can bolt a toaster to.

For no real reason other than it sounds reasonable in my head, my personal head canon is that you can't move anything heavier then the toaster itself. So a cloth on top of the toaster is fine, but a car just wouldn't fly.

It's fun to imagine what it would mean with no limits though. Could I send the earth spiraling into the sun simply by placing the toaster on the floor?

Even with limitations, like, would installing a toaster into a car, pimp my ride style, make the car a driveable toaster?