Take that to the privacy of your own home.

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 969 points –
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As a vegan, I think this is the way it should be.

Imagine seeing a grown ass man sucking on a titty in public. Weird as fuck, yet, somehow conceivably less fucked up if it was a cow.

Society is a strange mistress.

But why is it less weird to suck on rotten plant ovaries? That's what alcohol is. Food is fucking weird.

He ain't bringing a live cow in the park to drink it's bottled

Who said anything about a park?

I assumed they brought the cow to the bar.

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