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Probably only a couple of you throw them hard enough

Word will eventually spread of your craft

the first apple sails by missing him by an inch, as he ducks his head and weaves through the barricaded furniture by the front fate. A second apple whizzes by and hits that nasty postman who explodes in a cloud of letters. Target in sight, he bounds up the stairs and into the first room on the left and delivers his cargo by masters feet: a fresh basket of apples. He's a good boy.

Exactly, you don't eat them, you throw them at people. And it's not limited to apples.
Rocks are a great substitute for apples!