Really any holiday

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Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)...

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

Close lol, the original joke the host is like "and that'll be $18"

I'd really prefer the plain hard boiled eggs, maybe with a bit of salt. Nothing against the devil, per se, but their eggs are gross imo.