Romance ain't dead

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Calm down, Mark Rober.

Hey, what's up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I'm beyond excited to share something I've been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I've built for my girlfriend. It's not just any maze; it's an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here's the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she's in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let's see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.