Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.
To be fair, "Degenerate Porn-Addled Lady" is probably really cool.
This woman, however, is not DPAL and wants to ban books, because she likes the completely unrelated thing: porn. If that's all it takes, I like pizza, so we should ban the Bible.
Sadly, they did:
Burkhardt's gambit has already had an impact. The Conroe school board, after listening to her story, voted to restrict access to Drama, the Scholastic book featuring a kiss, from all students in the 8th grade and below. One of the school board members, Melissa Dungan, suggested replacing Scholastic with SkyTree Book Fairs. "All glory to God," Burkhardt posted in response to the news.
I hope Scholastic sues them into oblivion.
What an embarrassing thing to put on the resumé
If it works, she'll never need another job, anyway.
She's literally their marketing officer
Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.
To be fair, "Degenerate Porn-Addled Lady" is probably really cool.
This woman, however, is not DPAL and wants to ban books, because she likes the completely unrelated thing: porn. If that's all it takes, I like pizza, so we should ban the Bible.
Sadly, they did:
I hope Scholastic sues them into oblivion.
What an embarrassing thing to put on the resumé
If it works, she'll never need another job, anyway.