Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.

r/therapy and r/anxietyhelp

I'm sure this will go well.

If she really believed that book she wouldn't be talking to me or my penis.

This might have been a good time to hit them with some reverse-psychology. Team up with Hillary to lobby FOR self-pardons and watch the GOP house have a stroke.

No, you can't see it.

The famously secure mar-a-lago. I'm stunned.

Way to take a stand almost kind of.

Should...Should I ask for that back?

Y'all seem to be taking your first shower.

Make Arizona Mexico Again

No, in Texas they had an abortion. Back to jail.

Well I wouldn't Lemmy in the kitchen or near any food.

Put the phone down, scratch your nuts, and go to sleep ffs.

Drill through the bottom!

I can come whine in the discord if that'll help.

I know some people that refer to Japanese motorcycles, mostly "crotch-rockets," as ricers.

That's a different list.

I don't want to shock you, but most Lemmy users were/are redditors. Just a weird coincidence.

I thought that X was a brand of CP.

Can I upload cracked rockstar games to steam? $100 right?

Where's the beef?

I really like when they drink the green goo and pretend it's the best.

penis

Is that to stop the baby coming out?

That was the best?!?

They don't get sarcasm, even when it's pointed out.

Tin foil is not a recommended replacement for most applications of electrical tape. In case someone gets some bad ideas lol

I think 2023 works as a label.

Probably a LOT younger

Nope, could be a turd.

Any more? I got suspended for being bullied a few times in the 90s. Sometimes the bully also got in trouble, seems to have a high correlation with if their sport was in season. I guess when the whole team sucks you need the mediocre players more.

Coming soon: Tesla charging roads, Rivian charging roads

Did he offer a good reason for the massacre? You rarely hear about a reasonable massacre.

Were you a mod by any chance?

don’t you feel this is so MUCH better than reddit, people are way nicer and have higher IQ

I feel like I bought a Prius 🫤

But the consequences?

Everything is dicks.

It's a song!

If you take Jesus out aren't you just back to Judaism?

That sticker price though