Programmer tries to explain binary search to the policeThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 2513 points – 12 months ago409Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentYour next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said. Nobody's going to believe it though.Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Have a nice day.Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Better luck next time.To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
To each their own. :pThat's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
That's not relevant. That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
That’s not relevant. Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"? I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Whatever floats your boat. We done?You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
So, how long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...2 more...
Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.How long are we going to do this?Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.2 more...2 more...2 more...
Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.
Nobody's going to believe it though.
Have a nice day.
Better luck next time.
To each their own. :p
That's not relevant.
Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it "Name checks out"?
I'm never quite sure how to end these "who gets the last word" arguments.
Yeah, you don't strike me as particularly good at arguing.
Whatever floats your boat.
We done?
You being bad at arguing doesn't float my boat.
So, how long are we going to do this?
Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.
How long are we going to do this?
Watch you be bad at this? Who knows.