The Battle of the Ovaries

irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 259 points –
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Wait, so does conception start at the mission briefing? Or the general's speech? Asking to inform my local politician.

The initial assault phase wasn't clear but I hope they both agreed to the rules of war.

*Nothing to do with actual assault which is completely disgusting. Be clear from the beginning every time.

I think this is just egg release. Conception takes yet another war room.

But from the diagram I'm going to assume this is referring to post-egg in the no-conception case, when the body decides all the uterine lining needs to go, and doesn't care how painfully.