The Battle of the Ovaries

irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 259 points –
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Wait, so does conception start at the mission briefing? Or the general's speech? Asking to inform my local politician.

The initial assault phase wasn't clear but I hope they both agreed to the rules of war.

*Nothing to do with actual assault which is completely disgusting. Be clear from the beginning every time.

I think this is just egg release. Conception takes yet another war room.

But from the diagram I'm going to assume this is referring to post-egg in the no-conception case, when the body decides all the uterine lining needs to go, and doesn't care how painfully.

Apparently these pitched battles have been happening monthly for years.

We need to bring everyone together and realize they all live in an us-terus, not a you-terus. Our slogan will be “Peace, period.”

The vaginal-industrial complex thinks differently and much prefers to maintain the status quo as it generates more profit.

I really should have read the headline. I thought this was a drawing of an antfarm