Magnet ruleno banana @lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 287 points – 7 months ago84Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsIssac Newton would like to have a word.He's deadYou dont wana mess with zombie newton.…serious about the third law of motionActually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookiesI thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly fillingWho says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decidesNo, it's about how hot his husband was.Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosityThat must be why my magnet car is not moving.
Issac Newton would like to have a word.He's deadYou dont wana mess with zombie newton.…serious about the third law of motionActually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookiesI thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly fillingWho says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decidesNo, it's about how hot his husband was.Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosityThat must be why my magnet car is not moving.
He's deadYou dont wana mess with zombie newton.…serious about the third law of motionActually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookiesI thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly fillingWho says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decidesNo, it's about how hot his husband was.Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosityThat must be why my magnet car is not moving.
…serious about the third law of motionActually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookiesI thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly fillingWho says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decidesNo, it's about how hot his husband was.
Actually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookiesI thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly fillingWho says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly fillingWho says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
Who says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly fillingNewton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosityThat must be why my magnet car is not moving.
Issac Newton would like to have a word.
He's dead
You dont wana mess with zombie newton.
…serious about the third law of motion
Actually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookies
I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling
Who says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly filling
Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
No, it's about how hot his husband was.
Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity
That must be why my magnet car is not moving.