What's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?

Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 152 points –
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My wife and I have a whole system:

  • one grunt = I love you / thanks
  • two grunts = I want attention and love
  • one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it
  • two short grunts = I want to fuck you
  • three short grunts = I'm hungry and want snacks

What happens if you don't hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.