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Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo '!git add -A && git commit -m "$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Now you can just type 'git yolo' to create a commit!

Thanks for that, I've been laughing like a little kid:

"hoo boy"

"lol"

"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

I can feel those so well! :')

"Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It"

My first script ever was written in lua for a world of warcraft macro to spit out chuck norris one liners. People in the barrens hated me.

Well that's about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!