Relatability rule

Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 313 points –
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Is it good for peeing at least?

Naw. It comes out real slow and you need to wait for like 5 seconds at least for it to actually do it's job. Literally unusable, 0/10 would not pee again with it.

All dicks are good.

If it’s too long, it’s bad for shitting.

That’s the toilets fault. Particularly if it’s one of those American fishbowl toilets.

DickPacked Chopra spitting out thruths over here.

Maybe less splash because it’s a little closer to the toilet water?

Nope, then it touches the water.

It's all fun and games until you hit a certain age, you sit down to take a dump on one of those older low profile commodes, and your balls touch the poop water after a minute or two of relaxation.