It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 852 points –
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Was at a Christmas party last night and a guy dropped a 2 foot long double ended dildo on the table.

Male to Male adapters exist, but electrically questionable.

What parties are you attending that:

  1. Someone brings a dildo
  2. You describe that someone as just "a guy"

Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from "Santa". I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

I attended both a Halloween and Christmas party where the hosts had invited someone selling sex toys. Much hilarity and shenanigans ensued. They were both great parties.

Really fun ones.

The guy in question is a firefighter.

ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!