But they need more babies to propogate Christianity;
The popular belief that a celestial Jewish baby who is also his own father, born from a virgin mother, died for three days so that he could ascend to heaven on a cloud and then make you live forever only if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord & master so he can remove an evil force from your spiritual being that is present in all humanity because an immoral woman made from a man's rib was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree.
That is possibly my favorite description of Christianity that I have ever read! And very accurate!
I did not write it. But I copy pasted it from another post and saved for future sharing. 🤓
But they need more babies to propogate Christianity; The popular belief that a celestial Jewish baby who is also his own father, born from a virgin mother, died for three days so that he could ascend to heaven on a cloud and then make you live forever only if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord & master so he can remove an evil force from your spiritual being that is present in all humanity because an immoral woman made from a man's rib was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by an malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree.
That is possibly my favorite description of Christianity that I have ever read! And very accurate!
I did not write it. But I copy pasted it from another post and saved for future sharing. 🤓
At the bottom of the screen:
THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Well, when you put it like that...
Count me in!
Sounds plausible
Amen 🙏