Don't even ask.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 613 points –
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Parrots were about 6 or 7X their current size back in those days, so it was irresponsible for this shop to have ever hosted them.

What?

PARROTS WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7X THEIR CURRENT SIZE BACK IN THOSE DAYS, SO IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHOP TO HAVE EVER HOSTED THEM.

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats parrots, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"

Fear and Loathing in the Pet Store.

I think you may have eaten one too many gummies