Why isn't anyone farting in school?

Anon518@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 181 points –

I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I'm in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don't know what the norms are. I've been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don't understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts...

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If holding in a fart makes your stomach hurt then you need to shit. It eventually hurts to hold your piss and shit in, but then we use the washroom instead of filling our pants. Same thing, imo.

Have a shit, stop farting all over the place.

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

Thanks for the tip, I had no idea you should let OP know.

Have a shit, stop farting all over the place.

An idiom for life.