premium mouse that receives constant updates

Come on. How many firmware updates can we really expect for a mouse?

I've had an m570 for about 10 years. Every time it broke, I fixed it. Why do we need a subscription?

Attention grabbing apparently.

https://stealthoptional.com/apps/duolingo-icon-looks-sad-old/

Take the battery out if you can to avoid lithium fires.

Old batteries on constant charge... I worry about this kind of thing.

Uses vim?

Please accept the cookie policy before any of that stuff...

Anyone else have AI fatigue?

It checks for malicious falcons in your system's level 4 aviary cache.

This takes me back to a simpler time.

A time of playing Total Anihilation and hanging on MSN messenger.

Does anyone remember musicmatch jukebox with the jumping sheep visualisation?

I self host. Don't.

Carry one in your pocket so you can whip it out in a threatening gesture... like in the film hackers

Oops

It's all mind-melting in my experience

But they need to convince me that the subscription is worthwhile!

That's what I thought!

The real issue with Fat32 is the 4gb file size limit.

And its buddy SD card slot.

Why phone manufacturers? Why?

You condemn us to dongle life.

Wasn't it already rebooted not so long ago?

Ok google take me to Liverpool.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Today you are going to Vape Palace in Swindon, sponsored by CryptoPonzi++: you put the coins, we loot the coins!

The rust devs agreed with you...

Use beard as soap distribution hub.

Incorrect use of apostrophe, lol.

Is a real conspiracy theory btw

I think its interesting from a historical perspective.

I imagine people will examine the code, find easter eggs, bugs, unknown features, amusing comments etc.

I look forward to seeing what is found.

I left and didn't come back. Lemmy is scratching that itch just great.

And so the enshitification continues...

Never heard of this language, but you'd be surprised how hard it is to write a correct and portable shell script.

Personally, I'd break out python once the script gets larger than a few lines, or rust if I want something more proper.

Sounds fishy to me.

How about they add a 3.5mm audio jack? That'd be a killer feature!

We won't rest until every washing machine has 2.5, 3.5, 4.4 and 6.35 jack sockets by default.

Handmaid's tale playing out in America...

Very!

This could set a precedent!

If we make these huge towers, we can have recreation, work and living all under one roof!

Headphone jack? Sd slot? Replacable batt?

Agreed.

Manufacturers seem to think that we all need a massive screen to watch films and play games on.

Computers.

Alright. Who bent the rack ears? Own up...

I still use my Dad's old hifi from the 70s to listen to records. It's one of the only things I have that was his, so it has a lot of sentimental value to me.

This lemmy thread is brought to you by .

You can buy whole rolls of paper sticker nfc tags for a few dollars.

Damned straight! I'll stick with my boring old non-ai grandpa mouse.

Watched a review of this thing. Don't see the appeal. Especially don't see why it needs to be a separate bit of hardware.