Milking machine

funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 165 points –
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Is there a version that talks back to you? "Give me your sperm baby".

Hopefully it has customisable options - different voices, a setting to throw insults at you while it extracts the baby batter, and a FF victory jingle once you've nutted.

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