Uncle Rule

Communist Capi ☭ 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈@midwest.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 798 points –
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My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

I've had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.

The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.