Horror rulenifty@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 467 points – 11 months ago8Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsA horror movie begins with a group consisting of a himbo, his black friend, his ditzy hot girlfriend and his doting grandmother, who dies first?Everyone dies but Grandma because she's the murderer.TouchéNo one dies, grandma inducts them all into the cult.Whoever has sex first.Only if you’re playing by cabin in the woods rules.If there's only one attractive woman in the group she survives.
A horror movie begins with a group consisting of a himbo, his black friend, his ditzy hot girlfriend and his doting grandmother, who dies first?Everyone dies but Grandma because she's the murderer.TouchéNo one dies, grandma inducts them all into the cult.Whoever has sex first.Only if you’re playing by cabin in the woods rules.If there's only one attractive woman in the group she survives.
A horror movie begins with a group consisting of a himbo, his black friend, his ditzy hot girlfriend and his doting grandmother, who dies first?
Everyone dies but Grandma because she's the murderer.
Touché
No one dies, grandma inducts them all into the cult.
Whoever has sex first.
Only if you’re playing by cabin in the woods rules.
If there's only one attractive woman in the group she survives.