droid rule

spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 191 points –

this but also r2 is ace coded πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ

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... when does R2D2 fuck??

I don't know how to react to this to be completely honest

R2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.

He sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids... All while whistling and beeping frenetically.

He's a horny little droid and we all know it.