Everyone knows it is 5G! I can't get out of the house without my head covered in aluminum foil now.
I got the vaccine so now I have perfect cell reception! Always 5G everywhere. A week ago I lost 1 bar, so I think I should get a booster vaccination. Also, now I'm magnetic, I never lose my phone. Plus, suddenly I love my government so I'm not angry all the time. /s
Wake up sheeple, DO YOUR RESEARCH!
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