I hope they've alerted their groundskeepers that all trees, shrubs, bushes, and flowers must be mowed over, because pollen and flowers are Nature's pole-dancers and sluts. Not sure if they can have grass.
Grass is a euphemism for marijuana so they can't have that or it will give kids ideas
Oh no! We can’t have people, let alone children, getting ideas!
I hope they've alerted their groundskeepers that all trees, shrubs, bushes, and flowers must be mowed over, because pollen and flowers are Nature's pole-dancers and sluts. Not sure if they can have grass.
Grass is a euphemism for marijuana so they can't have that or it will give kids ideas
Oh no! We can’t have people, let alone children, getting ideas!
Grass will flower if you don't mow it.