Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while?

Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 210 points –

Almost every jar of pickles claims a serving of pickles has zero calories. Now clearly, this is incorrect and the result of exploiting some ridiculous FDA loophole, since anyone knows that cucumbers provide calories.

So let's say you're in a situation where you lose all access to food, but you've got effectively unlimited access to pickles -- like, you're trapped inside a recently abandoned pickle warehouse.

Could you conceivably eat enough pickles to survive for a month? Two months? Or would your body just shut down from all the sodium and acid?

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Are you stuck in a pickle factory? Blink twice if you’re under duress.

OP, we can get you out. Just make sure the door isn't a jar!

I mean, I don't want to make a big dill about this...

If you are stuck right now. Go ahead and eat some pickles. Some calories and nutrition is better than completely 0. Also keep in mind that Cal stands for Kilocalories, so a pickle serving may have anywhere from 100 to 5000 calories (0-5 Cal) based on the prior numbers

Cal stands for Kilocalories

I forget this a lot! It seems so unintuitive. I wonder why they didn't just go with "kcal" or some other abbreviation.