shopping rule theory

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I'm disappointed Q isn't on this.

Covered by the original's post text: "Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot."

Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.

Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart