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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksbanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 625 points –
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And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility "I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up."

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I've come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You're fapping, not because you're horny, but because of other reasons.

morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I'm up but I dont want to do anything