Trump Brags He 'Aced' Cognitive Test, Correctly Identified a Whale

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Trump Brags He 'Aced' Cognitive Test, Correctly Identified a Whale
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I love the fact that he thinks it good his doctor made him take a cognitive test.

"Went to the doctor... smart doctor. Ronny Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. Hes a smart guy guy. Told me Nikki Haley has something going with her head, after her collapsing after that speech and i said you know, maybe i should take a cognative test right now and he agreed. Let me tell you it was easy. Had to identify a whale, let me tell you looked like Rosie O'Donnell... what a despicable person. I need a presidential immunity because of the witch hunts. Victor Orbán wouldn't let this happen to him. Strong leader. Aced the cognative test and the concussion test after, too"

I honestly have no idea if that's a real quote or if you're shitting me.

I'm not sure and that worries me. 🤔 seems a little too coherent, though.