Spicy Rule

NuMetalAlchemist@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 603 points –
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Pepper plant: "Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them."

Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: "This causes me pain. I'm spreading it over my food!"

Definitely a case of "task failed successfully" though, because we cultivate those planets -- making their continued survival all but ensured.

Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.