How much for cuddles?

sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 512 points –
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This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

If it's a baby, then my man is going to be getting it non-stop.

it could be the blowjobs are causing her to throw up.......

The pro move is to self-induce vomiting on your own dick so she has to help you clean it up.