Double Barrel

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1225 points –
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Someone has to stop you.

I CAN'T BE STOPPED! I WILL SHOVE TWO HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH INTO MY CHEEKS LIKE A COLD MEAT EATING GERBIL. CHEEKS PUFFED OUT, CHEWING, STARING AT ANYONE WATCHING AND NEVER BREAKING EYE CONTACT.

There's another one down below, too. And I'd thought I had previously witnessed the cold depths of the internet. This is madness.