Track_Shovel

@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
349 Post – 854 Comments
Joined 12 months ago

What did Bach say when he got punched in the face?

I think you Baroque my nose

when the girls start to strut, and you look at her butt, you shouldn't do thaaat

Lawl. The mental image of him with a 4-day beard, in a house coat, staring through cheap horizontal blinds to check to see if people are coming is too much

Isn't he MIA right now?

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This is vile, even by my standards

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No, you're kidding...

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Uff. I don't miss comments like this

Piccolo?

You and me both. I'd crawl through a field of broken glass for Taylor

Outstanding meme

Jizz has a great C:N ratio!

PFAS are everywhere. Biosolids, in general, are great amendments though, once they have been composted

I believe she's bi, given what little I've heard from my Swifty SIL

They did, but I'm just shitposting over here; leave me alone

Have you heard my father blow his nose? I beg to differ

clutches pearl necklace

Ew. Anyone got a Kleenex?

Idk about dolphins, but I really don't have great control over my blowhole...

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distant sound of something similar to someone blowing over the top of a coke bottle

Is that why they play Minecraft?

This image has so much meme potential

Holy christ

For my next trick, I'll make this pickle disappear!

Holy shit this is amazing. From one shitlord to another, I salute you, sir, and all you do.

Wait he was a nuclear physicist? TIL

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The thin cheddary line

They don't even know: they aren't organized enough to actually have thought that far. Right now, it seems that it's just A 50:50 mix of shitposting IRL (in that this has the same vibe as someone buying into a meme, and running with it) and some form of protest.

You must be fun at parties

Well the turds they left match a Bigfoot, so I choose to believe

Yer a Wazzard harry.

I can revegetate her.

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True, you don't get a 250 year old forest in less than 250 years, but you can get well on your way there in 25-50 years.

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You mean people think that the unimaginable environmental damage, wildfire season, trash gyres, insane housing prices, government decisions largely influenced by corporate lobbists, wage slavery, and soul crushing medical debt are normal?

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Check your DMs, bb

They do, in that they want the same species back because they are merchantable, but they plant monocultures for the same reason ($$$).

More of this style of post here pls

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This right here. I post so much on here because of my uncontrollable meme addiction

Corn? I don't reMEMBAH eating any corn!