The most offensive part is using the noun as plural when it's meant to be singular, as in your example

Y'know, believe it or not, I get asked that a lot

I get your joke, but I'm going another way

Whatever you do, don't google male chicks. God the food industry is awful

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

This is EXACTLY what I hear.

If you need me I'll be over in the corner stroking my lobes

Gift

Dead

I deal with tailings dikes at work - this was a cool read

I see you've also spent time in an oil field camp

A master bait if you will

Oh hey, it's me

Everyone needs their fan service, I suppose

Ok zoomer

Nothing a discussion can't clarify.

After some googling two things happened:

1. I kind of understand your gender(s)? Maybe?

2. I learned some concepts about gender that I was very unaware of.

Amazingly shitty.

Band name

This is pretty much my stance.

A whole lot of what the right gets uppity about is none of falls strictly in the 'none of their fucking business' category

A common dog whistle for the right is individual rights and freedoms... Yet they get hung up on things like trans rights which are checks notes individual rights and freedoms

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

This is vile, even by my standards

How can it be more clear that they actively tries or overturn the election?

The writing is no longer on the wall; it's a giant, flashing neon sign in your living room.

I'm 6'2" and she's 4’11"

Me IRL

In unrelated news, several unpaid blizzard interns go missing

It happened to us millennials, and now it's happening to you. Fucking boomer clickbait

This whole thing was a stunt to test public response. Had we not said anything they would have implemented it. I won't hear otherwise.

Thank fuck, the lightning charger is hot dogshit, IMO. Th lack of compatibility of iphone is annoying, particularly around how 3rd party charging cords won't work with their products sometimes.

I had an iphone for over a decade, and finally switched to android. It suits me better. I spend a lot less time thinking 'i should be able to do this' and looking for a workaround

Shaka, when the walls fell

Man, this guy is literally too busy being convicted of numerous felony crimes and sued for fraud, that he can't attend the primaries, but he's still the leading candidate...

I don't give a rats ass about republicans, but it's like watching a woman make excuses for her abusive partner, and then going back to him. I realize there's a lot that goes on in the abusive scenario, and I, in no way, mean to trivialize domestic abuse, but it's the best analogy I could think of.

The whole thing is complete insanity.

In their statement, senior campaign advisers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita say the November debate in Miami and all future debates should be canceled. “Anything less, along with other reasons not to cancel, are an admission to the grassroots that their concerns about voter integrity are not taken seriously and national Republicans are more concerned about helping Joe Biden than ensuring a safe and secure election” they said.

Complete brain washing.

Looks like it's all going according to Putin's plan.

I'm the last guy to put on a tinfoil hat, but the whole situation seems like it was engineered by Russia to take pressure off their war with the Ukraine.

This is solar punk

As a soil scientist, and a mod of !soilscience@slrpnk.net I respectfully reply to this meme with my own:

You're lucky I don't know where you live, or I would fly to your house, and lecture you.

While I love this meme, I'm also unbelievably fucking triggered.

Fucking fighting words right there.

My reaction: