Beach ruleTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 426 points – 6 months ago15Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld Edit: contextIt’s that New Jersey beach experience but with 95% less douchebags!The beach experience misses: used heroin needles, used condoms, more thrown away trash in general, dead fishes. I've honestly never seen any of those on a beach, neither on natural nor on managed touristy onesI see you've never been to Long Beach, CATell me you’re in NJ without telling me you’re in NJimagine living in Nutcracker JeansBet it’s better than New Jersey, USAI don't live in north America, believe it or notOr the water so poluted, they put up biohazard signs.awful pictureYou mean, a quintessential photograph that defines our postmodern world, right?Worst things I've encountered in the sand at the beach in Santa Cruz is the occasional beer can/bottle and hermit crabs pinching my toes.Oooh man I really want a hermit crab toe pinch now Last fun thing like that I had was picking up a horny hairy tarantula and getting stung on the back of my hand as he crawled aroundHonestly nicer than any beach I've ever been to
The beach experience misses: used heroin needles, used condoms, more thrown away trash in general, dead fishes. I've honestly never seen any of those on a beach, neither on natural nor on managed touristy onesI see you've never been to Long Beach, CATell me you’re in NJ without telling me you’re in NJimagine living in Nutcracker JeansBet it’s better than New Jersey, USAI don't live in north America, believe it or notOr the water so poluted, they put up biohazard signs.
I've honestly never seen any of those on a beach, neither on natural nor on managed touristy onesI see you've never been to Long Beach, CATell me you’re in NJ without telling me you’re in NJimagine living in Nutcracker JeansBet it’s better than New Jersey, USAI don't live in north America, believe it or not
Tell me you’re in NJ without telling me you’re in NJimagine living in Nutcracker JeansBet it’s better than New Jersey, USAI don't live in north America, believe it or not
Worst things I've encountered in the sand at the beach in Santa Cruz is the occasional beer can/bottle and hermit crabs pinching my toes.Oooh man I really want a hermit crab toe pinch now Last fun thing like that I had was picking up a horny hairy tarantula and getting stung on the back of my hand as he crawled around
Oooh man I really want a hermit crab toe pinch now Last fun thing like that I had was picking up a horny hairy tarantula and getting stung on the back of my hand as he crawled around
Edit: context
It’s that New Jersey beach experience but with 95% less douchebags!
The beach experience misses:
I've honestly never seen any of those on a beach, neither on natural nor on managed touristy ones
I see you've never been to Long Beach, CA
Tell me you’re in NJ without telling me you’re in NJ
imagine living in Nutcracker Jeans
Bet it’s better than New Jersey, USA
I don't live in north America, believe it or not
Or the water so poluted, they put up biohazard signs.
awful picture
You mean, a quintessential photograph that defines our postmodern world, right?
Worst things I've encountered in the sand at the beach in Santa Cruz is the occasional beer can/bottle and hermit crabs pinching my toes.
Oooh man I really want a hermit crab toe pinch now
Last fun thing like that I had was picking up a horny hairy tarantula and getting stung on the back of my hand as he crawled around
Honestly nicer than any beach I've ever been to