Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in.

Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 434 points – Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in.
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"Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you. #EmotionalWellBeing"

Elmo lying. Elmo sorry he asked, just wanted to sell more junk. Existential dread no good for selling junk! And slogans not further good policies!