Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All

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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All
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Tbh I can’t think of any applications for this product that don’t involve porn

I play elite dangerous in VR as well as several other sims. (Including a proper training sim for RC aircraft with a connected TX.)

If you go full hog with physical switches and everything positioned perfectly…. It can be extremely immersive technology. Like train surgeons immersive.

Porn sounds cheaper and less embarrassing to explain to a date.

Not really. She knows I'm a nerd. Not that I can afford a set up like that, but, I wouldn't mind it.

Train surgeons does sound pretty extreme and immersive, but I feel like I'm about to be disappointed by a typo

TIM YOU NEED TO GET THIS TRAIN BELOE 100 KPH OR I WONT BE ABLE TO VLOSE ITS AORTAL VALVE. FO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING TRAIN TO BLEED OUT, MAN? NOW YOU GO GRAB THAT FUCKING ENGINEER AND TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH UNLESS HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO THIS TRAIN'S WIFE AND TRAIN CHILDREN THAT HE MURDERED THE MOST IMPORTANT TRAIN IN THEIR TRAIN LIVES HE WILL SLOW. THIS. FUCKING. THING. DOWN. GO, TIM GO!