Appalachian MommaHootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 515 points – 8 months ago18Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI want that shirtI want that barberI want the full song!My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here's a little something in 3/4 time. On the porch after dark, We had been marked, And a thief crept through the night. Mawmaw heard a noise, Said "Stay behind me boys", And grabbed a roman candle to light, She flung open the door, In her night gown and swore, At the man who was stealing our tires She puffed a Virginia slim, Pointed fireworks at him, And then proceeded to open fire. Mawmaw you are my hero, You ran him off and he's gone without a trace, If he hadn't turned and fled, he'd be better off dead, 'cause you'd have burned off his face.He's got good tasteWonder what his go-to beer is, and if he’s a wintergreen manProbably Hamm's
I want that shirtI want that barberI want the full song!My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here's a little something in 3/4 time. On the porch after dark, We had been marked, And a thief crept through the night. Mawmaw heard a noise, Said "Stay behind me boys", And grabbed a roman candle to light, She flung open the door, In her night gown and swore, At the man who was stealing our tires She puffed a Virginia slim, Pointed fireworks at him, And then proceeded to open fire. Mawmaw you are my hero, You ran him off and he's gone without a trace, If he hadn't turned and fled, he'd be better off dead, 'cause you'd have burned off his face.He's got good tasteWonder what his go-to beer is, and if he’s a wintergreen manProbably Hamm's
I want the full song!My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here's a little something in 3/4 time. On the porch after dark, We had been marked, And a thief crept through the night. Mawmaw heard a noise, Said "Stay behind me boys", And grabbed a roman candle to light, She flung open the door, In her night gown and swore, At the man who was stealing our tires She puffed a Virginia slim, Pointed fireworks at him, And then proceeded to open fire. Mawmaw you are my hero, You ran him off and he's gone without a trace, If he hadn't turned and fled, he'd be better off dead, 'cause you'd have burned off his face.
My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here's a little something in 3/4 time. On the porch after dark, We had been marked, And a thief crept through the night. Mawmaw heard a noise, Said "Stay behind me boys", And grabbed a roman candle to light, She flung open the door, In her night gown and swore, At the man who was stealing our tires She puffed a Virginia slim, Pointed fireworks at him, And then proceeded to open fire. Mawmaw you are my hero, You ran him off and he's gone without a trace, If he hadn't turned and fled, he'd be better off dead, 'cause you'd have burned off his face.
I want that shirt
I want that barber
I want the full song!
My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here's a little something in 3/4 time.
On the porch after dark,
We had been marked,
And a thief crept through the night.
Mawmaw heard a noise,
Said "Stay behind me boys",
And grabbed a roman candle to light,
She flung open the door,
In her night gown and swore,
At the man who was stealing our tires
She puffed a Virginia slim,
Pointed fireworks at him,
And then proceeded to open fire.
Mawmaw you are my hero,
You ran him off and he's gone without a trace,
If he hadn't turned and fled, he'd be better off dead,
'cause you'd have burned off his face.
He's got good taste
Wonder what his go-to beer is, and if he’s a wintergreen man
Probably Hamm's