That Electric Toothbrush Botnet Story Is Totally Fakepsychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.world – 278 points – 5 months agogizmodo.com27Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsSounds like an article a toothbrush-botnet-hosted AI would generate.Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract usMeanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Sounds like an article a toothbrush-botnet-hosted AI would generate.Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract usMeanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract usMeanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Meanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.
The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Sounds like an article a toothbrush-botnet-hosted AI would generate.
Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract us
Meanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.
The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.
Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, "Plugged In"
Hmmm there wasn't an episode last week, internet must have been down.