Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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That was similar to what I was thinking too, find the aircon controls, turn the temp waaaay down, snakes get sleepy, I can bundle up somewhere out of the way.

I like your idea better. That way, it's the whole mall that is relatively safe. New plan, turn AC way low, find one of those amazing massage chairs, drag it to the movie theater, cast Netflix to the big ass screen and watch movies all night.