Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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Malls have food, I'd be that gorillas personal chef for 24 hours

That was my thought. Me and my new best friend are going to learn to make pretzels! Together!

Turns out the prompt wasn't for a survival horror but a buddy movie