Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1133 points –
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If they are not mad at me I'll just go to the fruit stand with the gorilla and chill.

There's always a gorilla in the banana stand.

Is that how that saying goes?

It's a baboon, Michael, what could it cost? Ten dollars?

Plot twist, neither would be mad at you. They are actually very horny in this situation.

On the one hand, snakes have no external genitals, but on the other hand, that doesn't mean they can't violently enter you.. Also, they're cold blooded in more ways than one.

As for the gorilla, they're a monogamous species, very social, fiercely protective of their loved ones but nowhere near as terrorial as a black mamba and look like they'd be great at cuddling, so I'd say that the choice is clear..