Weekend with no plans

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It's not like you can set a world record, there is a cap.

News Flash - TEEN DIES MASTURBATING 46 TIMES FROM GETTING NO P*SSY

You gotta stop at 45.

It's 46 times in a ROW, if you take breaks in between, you can squeeze a bit more.

Well actually I just did some calculations and came to the conclusion, that if it takes you 5 minutes to cum, but extend that by a minute with each run, you will end up at 21 hours without a break after 46 cycles.

look at this guy bragging about 5 minutes

I would never last 5 min. I busted while calculating this, but I thought 5 min is a number we can all easily agree to start at.