The latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moat

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The latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moat
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I say we convince them society is collapsing, let them hide in their bunkers, wait for the flaming moat fuel to run out, then wall them in.

No need for a wall, just grade over it all with some bulldozers, plant some trees, and make a park where my dog can have a nice place to shit while I read a book.

I don't know... do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?

Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won't realize what's happened until they're too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.

How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.