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Can I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet?

If so, I'll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid.

It'll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.

Monkeys paw finger curls up as you miss.

My dude missing a point blank shot. That's some XCOM-bullshit accuracy!

They didn't miss themselves. Just the bits that would make for a quick, painless death.

Edit: shit, that belongs in /twosentencehorror.

"As you pull the trigger hoping for a quick death, you feel nothing but pain as the world goes dark. The wet crimson once inside you coats your hands as you lay there for an eternity, wishing you could pull the trigger one last time"

At least I'll still be a little high lol.