What Happened When a Man Got 217 COVID-19 Vaccines

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What Happened When a Man Got 217 COVID-19 Vaccines
time.com

Spoiler alert: he was fine and it didn’t improve his immunity in a significant way

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But he neither dropped dead, nor mutated into the antichrist, nor turned into a 5G hotspot. So if nothing else at least he's proof positive that the anti-vaccination idiots can just shut the fuck up already.

Becoming a 5G hotspot sounds like an incentive tbh

Yeah, free built in 5G hotspot technology for only 217 vaccinations? Sign me up!

Until ISP's do their standard ISP things and start charging you for 5G usage for as long as you live. That, or they move to 6G and you become the victim of planned obsolescence

Every human being eventually becomes obsolete 🍃

If only it were this easy to convince them

All that mercury in the vaccine must have turned him into his own Faraday cage.

Sheesh how stupid do you think the antivaxxers are? Obviously the vaccine has homeopathic qualities, so such a large dose won't do anything, duh 🙄

(/s...)

It didn’t say anything about him becoming magnetic though, so maybe? 🧐

(j/k, obviously, before some idiot rolls in here and starts something serious that I just yeah no)

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