Found: Lost log
Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...
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What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log
Is it better than bad?
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log
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Log
I'm still not sure what to feed my log though. I've tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it's hungry, what should I feed it?
Virgins? Check the star trek subs.
Upvoted just for your username alone haha! 😂🤣
Oh fuck...and I post in the star trek subs too...
ITS FATE
Eventually we'll find a comet that's actually just a log, ejected into space, from some garage accident.
And thats when everyone pays.
Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments
I already did, but it didn't do much for me.
Oh wait, you mean the log? BRB...