Found: Lost log

over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 151 points –

Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.

Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.

We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...

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What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log

I'm still not sure what to feed my log though. I've tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it's hungry, what should I feed it?

Virgins? Check the star trek subs.

Upvoted just for your username alone haha! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Oh fuck...and I post in the star trek subs too...

ITS FATE

Eventually we'll find a comet that's actually just a log, ejected into space, from some garage accident.

Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments

I already did, but it didn't do much for me.

Oh wait, you mean the log? BRB...

It's big

It's heavy

It's wood

So we name it Big Heavy Wood?

Edit: It doesn't respond. I think my poor log might be deaf..

Better check and see if it perhaps belongs to the log lady.

I'm scared to ask, but what?

This better not be like the bottle guy..

Looks like a fun friend to bring camping or to a bonfire on the beach!

We're still trying to locate the original parents of the lost log. But so far we haven't had much luck, the local trees are pretty quiet about this situation..

Hey, I have one in the yard that looks just like it, lemme go quick and check to see if it's still there or if it's the one in the picture, don't go anywhere, just wait right here...

I hope you catch it before it runs away, they're hard to catch..