Found: Lost log
Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...
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It's big
It's heavy
It's wood
So we name it Big Heavy Wood?
Edit: It doesn't respond. I think my poor log might be deaf..
It's better than bad. It's good!
But does it roll down stairs?
No idea. I just know that it’s better than bad.
You gotta keep your log on a leash like the rest of us.
I won't make that mistake again..
It stopped halfway down for a break.