If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children.
Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.
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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.
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That's called Benadryl.
Fuck yeah, I'd be down for a QuietAfternoon2000. Hell, do they make one for adults? I'm ready for a good nap.
Ooh, sorry, you've already purchased the "Over-30-Everything-Hurty" DLC for Living: Life and we don't offer refunds, so....
That's ok, I'll cut my losses. Just take it back.
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Thank you for your interest in returning your Life: Living DLC "Over-30-Everything-Hurty". As part of our efforts to allow you to enjoy the current season Capitalism: If You Don't Own Everything You Own Nothing as quickly as possible all DLC was registered to your account by $Mother on $Birthday. Unfortunately, once tied to your account any registered DLCs can not be removed.
We hope you have a pleasant day!
The package is no longer sealed, we can't accept returns.