I'm struggling to think of something flippant and cutting enough to capture the irony while also doing justice to and being respectful of the dead and wounded.
"Supplies, motherfucker!"
Clonk.
(I am certain this does not in fact meet your second criteria.)
It's fantastic otherwise, but yeah no definitely not.
"Open up and say ahh"!
“Who ordered the pancakes?”
That's unironically how I feel most of the time about this war.
I'm struggling to think of something flippant and cutting enough to capture the irony while also doing justice to and being respectful of the dead and wounded.
"Supplies, motherfucker!"
Clonk.
(I am certain this does not in fact meet your second criteria.)
It's fantastic otherwise, but yeah no definitely not.
"Open up and say ahh"!
“Who ordered the pancakes?”
That's unironically how I feel most of the time about this war.